Mason Perry; the case of the Family Brick

The Old Sweet Shop at Vic House Corner

Family correspondence, colour coded,  from Christmas 2015.

See the old sweet shop, later compulsorily purchased and knocked down to make way for the redeveloped Victoria House Corner.

Challenge:   Here’s a nostalgic picture to ponder! Alf’s Greengrocers is just out of sight, I think, (but I can smell the beetroots cooking). You can make out the butchers though (but not his name), Phelps the Chemist and Perry’s Newsagents. Spar had a shop along here (‘Doris’) and there was the Wool Shop (run by a delightful Salvation Army couple), just before Rourkes (white goods, electrical and TV rental) and Allen’s Hardware. 

Response:   “Ah yes, I remember a toy shop on the corner. The woman that worked in there looked like Ruth Maddox. All the toys were cheap plastic. I bought a little car that quickly fell apart and Dad sang me a song:
“This is my story, this is my song;  never buy toys, that are made in Hong Kong.
It has prejudiced me ever since.”

Mum would send me round to Alf’s for a pound of greens… what on earth were greens? Cabbage?   When I was about 5 or 6 years old I had a police uniform costume and outside the Spa Grocers a man asked me for directions. I hadn’t got the foggiest clue what he was on about or why he should be asking me… how prophetic.

I do remember Doris, and Alf, and Mr Phelps.

Not a toy shop, it was a tobacconists, compulsorily purchased and demolished when they built the roundabout. Better looking than Ruth Maddox but same box of Betty Boo make-up: she was (I strongly suspected) rather shop-soiled and with an intolerance of impecunious children. The building was very old, jerry-built and dimly lit.When I asked her if she sold chocolate (on her very high counter) she snorted, “What do you think all this is, Scotch Mist?!”
I much preferred Mr & Mrs Mason, at Perrys where, sometimes on a Sunday lunchtime (near the beginning of the month), I was sent round for a Walls ‘Family Brick’ from their freezer. Vanilla or Neapolitan. It was sold wrapped up in newspaper, for insulation, and would cut up into seven equal slices to accompany a large tin of peaches. Masons… Perrys — the quirkiness of this juxtaposition never struck me till many years later.

“Spring greens” is a heartless winter cabbage – dark green and folic-flavoured and, if purchased from chain-smoking Alf, invariably rather tired and frost-bitten limp, and sometimes muddy. Out of fashion now — we just import prettier stuff from warmer climes. He sold two varieties of unwashed potatoes straight into your basket from a sack – King Edwards and Whites, sometimes as cheap as a tuppence a pound. ‘Rabbit’ had the peelings boiled with the dirt and stiffened with bran – it smelled beautiful and Rabbit used to burn his tongue on it, in his impatient eagerness. 

I don’t recollect your policeman uniform: that’s a bit weird. It was a portent of a lifetime spent confusing people with dubious directions.    I remember the Hong Kong Song though, sung to Fanny Crosby’s tune, “Blessed Assurance”.

I’ve added another picture, taken a year or so later, after the Sweet Shop had been adiosed.

{Ed:  and then the colour view from 2011.}

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